My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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