Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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