There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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