Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
