We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's official drugs can't kill me
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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