Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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