It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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