i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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