As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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