it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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