he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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