# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i need some magic done to my vagina
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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