You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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