i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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