Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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