I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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