Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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