Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
