Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize