i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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