While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
