Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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