so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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