Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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