are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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