I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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