So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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