god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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