Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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