people are starting to question the shark bite story
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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