Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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