You surviving the open bar?
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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