Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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