I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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