There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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