IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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