do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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