have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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