Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the day after is always just damage control
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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