Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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