She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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