I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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