do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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