We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Randomize
