You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
it glows. i had to have it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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