She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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