i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
When are your genitals available?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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