She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
there is puke in my bra ... again
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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