I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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