This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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