Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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