dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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