His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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