So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
how do flat chested girls get laid?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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