Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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